“Just in Time! Yes, as with all things in time, it’s time. Time considers it time, hereto in time it will be time. As the time is now, so shall it be in due time. Of course time’s timely winding through time is happening all the time. Time-wise considered, it may be deemed worthy of time, in being Time in Being...”

As it went on, he wondered why this alien intelligence seemed to be rattling off sideways, dripping double dipped platitudes and meandering psychobabble onto the exasperated grey matter of his weary existence; buying time perhaps?

.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size

.: Relaxed vibe

.: Transcend your woes

.: No time in my t shirt

.: Existence is not futile when you have this shirt

.: Mouths will make interesting noises at you when you pass them in this t shirt

.: Would you like to be a dream?

.: Sleep in this shirt

.: Breathe in this shirt

.: Experience the beauty of the mundane and profane in this shirt

.: Don’t buy it, be it

.: Give up your identity and become a shirt

.: Looks good with sacrificial adornments

.: Lovely, ephemeral way to cover your nipples

.: Take it off, put it on: Eternal Recurrence in a Shirt